Close Encounters of the 1916ᵗʰ Kind
Gerry Adams raised the still beating heart of SkraK V’roul and unleashed a victorious roar that could be heard half way across the galaxy. Below him lay the corpse of the planet killing spider demon, its 9 trillion red eyes gazing lifelessly at its bearded conqueror. The deafening sound of clapping and cheering filled the colosseum. The crowd suddenly became silent as a high pitched voice announced: “Earth warrior. You were selected by our wise elders as the best of your kind. You have not disappointed us. Name anything your heart desires. If it is within our power to give, it is yours.” “There are only six things I desire…..but they are not yours to give. They were stolen from my people and must be taken back by force.” “Then we will help you. Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you have enjoyed our show today.” Gerry felt his whole body tingle as he was beamed from the asteroid colosseum to the nearby spaceship in orbit, where the Qfxgbdnlyp elders were gathered. “...